slowly taking over the world with her love of cats and origami skills
i woke up like this
i really hate people who think that “freedom of speech” means “i can be as rude and insulting as i want and you’re not allowed to get mad”
“I’m gonna like this post so I can find it later.”
does england exist to make every other country look stupid
all but one
yea, america can do it by itself
MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!
my emergency survival kit is just gonna be a dog. maybe a bandaid.